The Launch 🚀
Let’s warm up for the week together with the best stories and clips that set the stage for the rest of your week.
Apple Killed the YouTube Star
18 Feb 2026
Apple is bringing video to Apple Podcasts, promising seamless switching between watching and listening. Why Chris isn’t convinced the bigger picture will play out the way Apple hopes. CALL
Discord's Discord
11 Feb 2026
Discord is rolling out mandatory face scans, and the internet is furious. The debate is loud about privacy, safety, and backlash. But a quieter incentive is driving this move, and almost no one is
Move Fast, Leak Things
4 Feb 2026
All the bot hype has resulted in some hilariously bad security vulnerabilities. Who could have seen that coming? We'll cover some of the worst. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: • Grab
The Moltbot Moment
28 Jan 2026
People are buying Mac minis to run a bot. Seriously. We explain the ClawdBot (now Moltbot) frenzy, what it does, and why some folks are convinced this definitely requires a $700 Mac. CALL
Syncing Like It’s 1999
21 Jan 2026
We discuss why the ultimate power move for your digital sovereignty is a $10 USB port. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: • Grab Sats with River! (https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river)
Road Wisdom
14 Jan 2026
Chris and Angela know their own hobbies cold—but how well do they know each other’s? Plus, Chris drops his best road-trip apps, services, and money-saving tips. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost
Domicile Debates
7 Jan 2026
Ang’s setting goals. Chris is setting themes. Same year, very different strategies, and a few personal bangers for the year ahead. Let the planning begin. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This
Influencer on Demand
31 Dec 2025
Powerful AI tools are setting the stage for brand-owned influencers. A perfect corporate mouthpiece, and a looming economic threat to human creators. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: •
47: The Few Times We Sounded Smart
24 Dec 2025
For the holidays, we’re cracking open the vault with never-before-heard clips and a special twist, and even a few rare moments we actually sounded smart. Festive, surprising, and just self-aware
46: Nature Chose Violence
17 Dec 2025
An atmospheric river hits the Pacific Northwest, stranding Chris on an island. As floodwaters rise fast, he shares what it’s like when your only road out disappears. Plus, a van update with Brent.
45: Apple is Cooked
10 Dec 2025
A mass executive exit is tearing through Apple’s leadership ranks. The biggest shake-up since Steve Jobs is unfolding in real time, and we think we know why now. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost
44: Don't Ignore Nora
3 Dec 2025
Chris is suiting up for the biggest fight of the winter, and what he’s up against might surprise you. CALL 1-774-462-5667  Boost This Episode: • Grab Sats with River!
43: Birds of a Feather
26 Nov 2025
Yet more Flock camera drama from one secret button trick. Meanwhile, Flock clones are spilling into bathrooms, RF trackers, and every “smart safety” gadget in sight. It’s getting bigger, not
42: The Scam Behind AI
19 Nov 2025
AI panic, hype, and confusion don’t just sprout out of the ground. We break down the four-part method behind the narrative keeping everyone spun up. After this, you’ll never hear an AI headline
41: Turn the Flock Off
12 Nov 2025
Flock cameras are back in the headlines, and not in a good way. We called it, and now the stories are flying in. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: • Grab Sats with River!
40: Warm and Brown for the Holidays
5 Nov 2025
Traditions, a touch of chaos, and plenty of pie. We talk about our favorite holiday, what makes it special, and what you might want to steal for your own celebration. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost
39: Shirtless in Seattle
29 Oct 2025
Chris puts his insomnia to the test. With data, tracking, and an AI-powered plan to finally sleep better. CALL 1-774-462-5667 Boost This Episode: • Grab Sats with River!
38: The Day AWS Stood Still
22 Oct 2025
AWS went down, chaos followed. We’ve got the stories, the scars, and the takeaway.  CALL 1-774-462-5667 BOOST • Grab Sats with River! (https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river) • ⚡ Strike
37: Bubbles per Second
15 Oct 2025
OpenAI just signed a deal so massive they measure it in power plants, not price tags. We break down the trillion-dollar logic powering the AI gold rush. CALL 1-774-462-5667 BOOST • Grab Sats
36: Chris Hunts for Bigfoot
24 Sep 2025
A bizarre forest encounter sends Chris spiraling into a new obsession, while Angela cuts to the chase: what’s your theme? 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River!
35: iPhone Vape
10 Sep 2025
We react to the Apple 17 having a built-in vape, and find out what hardware Ang might be upgrading. Plus, debate the perfect mouse, and bite into punchy peaches. đź“ž CALL 1-774-462-5667 đź“©
34: Blame it on AI
3 Sep 2025
From Taco Bell bots to doomsday headlines, we laugh at the hype and panic, while probably exaggerating a bit ourselves. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River!
33: Time Appropriate Eatings
27 Aug 2025
Modern cars are crammed with sensors, even for things any idiot could figure out. Mine broke, so instead of replacing it, I hacked my car to shut it up. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊
32: Browser Taste Test
20 Aug 2025
Chris pitches his latest pivot to Angela, then puts the Zen browser hype to the test. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River! (https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river)
31: The Mayor of Milk Town
13 Aug 2025
Angela’s obscure holiday obsession and how Chris accidentally became the Mayor of Milk Town. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River!
30: The Age of Verification
6 Aug 2025
Governments worldwide think your privacy is adorable but outdated. Say hello to mandatory selfies and ID checks, and goodbye to anonymous cat memes. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊
29: Spilling the Tea
30 Jul 2025
Our take on the Tea app leak, how wearing shirts with phrases on them could be a red flag, and why we're skeptical about Sam Altman's claims of his biggest AI fear. đź“ž CALL 1-774-462-5667 đź“©
28: Wiggly Runs the Street
23 Jul 2025
Surprising skills that you never saw coming, forcing AI into the workflow, and the pet rampage running the streets. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River!
27: Accidental Ghosting
16 Jul 2025
Ever vanish mid-conversation? We debate the ethics of ghosting, and Chris confesses he’s an accidental serial offender. Plus, why he's a big fan of these Flock cameras monitoring everything you do.
26: The OpenAI Files
25 Jun 2025
A massive repository of information about OpenAI and Altman just dropped, our take on the man who tried to marry his AI assistant, your calls, and a lot more. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST
25: Hot Summer Plans
18 Jun 2025
Chris and Brent plot their next epic road trip, while Ang braces for summer chaos. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River! (https://jupiterbroadcasting.com/river) •
24: Wrath of Ohms
11 Jun 2025
Angela's infiltrating exclusive members-only clubs, while Chris and Brent are getting their hands dirty, trying to save another man's farm. What could possibly go wrong? 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667
23: Anonymous Indians
4 Jun 2025
An AI company's $1.5 billion secret unravels, and the scam is exposed. Plus, we're spilling the beans on some massive podcasting upgrades that'll change how you listen. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667
22: Monkey See Monkey Don't!
28 May 2025
OpenAI is coming for the iPhone, but Apple won't be ready. Plus, the great Invisalign vs Braces debate. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 LINKS: • OpenAI takes on Apple: iPhone designer's company
21: Bigfoot As a Service
14 May 2025
We rescued a van that should've stayed retired, dodged cops and fuel leaks, and learned why outsourcing navigation to ChatGPT was a terrible idea. Plus, Angela's double-ply crisis. 📞 CALL
20: Linux Goat North Van
30 Apr 2025
Brent's crazy border crossing story and behind-the-scenes stories from LFNW. Then we will lay out the master rescue plan. Catch the Launch a day early, and with a special guest! 📩 BOOST • 🌊
19: Do Less of the Cause
24 Apr 2025
Three farms, seven voicemails, one accidental eye-gluing. From cozy alpaca ranches to courtroom showdowns. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with River!
18: 11 Minutes of Fame
16 Apr 2025
Our thoughts on Blue Origin's Lady Launch. Chris shares a super trick and a hilarious Bay Area deep-fake style hack. 📞 CALL 1-774-462-5667 LINKS: • Harvest Hosts FTW
17: American Rat Warrior
9 Apr 2025
Chris thought he'd won the war against the rats—until a neighbor’s questionable tactics threaten to unleash round two. Now he's racing against the clock to save his RV from becoming another tasty
16: April Fluids
2 Apr 2025
Two April Fool’s cranks dive into the internet’s highs and lows. Plus, Ang prepares for a road trip, your calls, and a wild tale from the Pacific Northwest. 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with
15: Sleepless In Seattle
26 Mar 2025
Our terrible sleep habits keeping us up at night, Chris shares one of his biggest pet peeves, and is Angela's DNA data about to be sold to the highest bidder? 📩 BOOST • 🌊 Grab Sats with
14: Game On!
19 Mar 2025
Some games are good. Some games are evil. We played the evil ones... a lot. Also, we're unleashing our shiny new listener call-in line. What could go wrong? CALL 📞 1-774-462-5667 LINKS • Zuma
13: Guilty Pleasures
12 Mar 2025
We learn about Angela's guilty pleasure and Brent's life-changing news! LINKS: • McDonald's Bagel Breakfast Sandwiches Commercial (1999) - YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMctcYyKwjM)
12: How Can I Help You?
5 Mar 2025
Before Jupiter Broadcasting, we worked for a local IT services company, and we have some stories to share. LINKS: • SCALE 2025 Meetup, Sat, Mar 8, 2025, 7:00 PM | Meetup
11: Eggsistential
26 Feb 2025
Wes joins us so Chris can finally get some answers. Also, a legendary community creation rises again, and we uncover the truth about renting living things. LINKS: • Rent The Chicken
10: Accidental Mules
19 Feb 2025
Last week, we hit the reset button. This week, meet Angela—Chris’ ex-wife, mother of three, and original Jupiter Broadcasting troublemaker. Get ready for crazy stories from the early days.
09: The Eagle has Landed
12 Feb 2025
We attempt to swap out a show's engine while it's on the air. Tune in to find out if we can pull off the impossible: live! LINKS • Congress now has a DOGE Caucus.
